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aintbroke ([personal profile] aintbroke) wrote2005-05-25 10:41 pm
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I firmly believe all irony is stupid.

Case in point: I got a three inch, blood-gushing, paper cut on a letter from the EMS Bureau. (Why yes, it did need stitches. I wish I could fully express my "-_-" online, but you’re just going to have to take my word for it. Stitches. From a paper cut.)

They say I’m taking my EMT licensing exam a week from Saturday. I think this bodes ill for those in need of emergency medical assistance here in the the state of New Mexico. Because… man, if I can do that with a piece of paper? How bad will it be when someone expects me to start IVs?

[identity profile] linzerd.livejournal.com 2005-05-27 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Sad....but funny.....but sad...but OH SO FUNNY!!!

I am doing some serious puppy kicking....you are an idiot!! but i love you!

look at it this way...I'm freezing my ass off in the rain...it's warm and dry there...


SHRIMP!!