I firmly believe all irony is stupid.

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Case in point: I got a three inch, blood-gushing, paper cut on a letter from the EMS Bureau. (Why yes, it did need stitches. I wish I could fully express my "-_-" online, but you’re just going to have to take my word for it. Stitches. From a paper cut.)

They say I’m taking my EMT licensing exam a week from Saturday. I think this bodes ill for those in need of emergency medical assistance here in the the state of New Mexico. Because… man, if I can do that with a piece of paper? How bad will it be when someone expects me to start IVs?

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[lady-phedre.livejournal.com]

only you would need stitches for a PAPER CUT!!!!!
how many stitches did this paper cut need?
good luck on your EMT licensing exam!