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I have my copy of Order of the Phoenix, and now we have to see if I have the self control to not read it until Sunday.

I am masochistic. WHY DIDN'T I JUST BUY THE DAMN BOOK IN THE AIRPORT?!!!?

*does not read does not read does not read*

ETA: So I flip it open right? Just to a random page. Because one page couldn't hurt. I OPENED IT UP TO THE "OMG NO! HE CAN'T BE DEAD, NO WAIT HE IS!" PAGE! OBVIOUSLY THERE IS NO GOD AND I AM ALONE IN A COLD DARK WORLD!