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I dream very infrequently, about twice a year. I'm fine with this, because when I do dream, it's unsettlingly vivid, and the confusion it generates is just not cool. (Ask me sometime about the time I had a dream in French, and then had to take a Chemistry exam! ... There actually isn't much more to the story, just a sense of vague dissettlement with my brain attempting to sabotage me.)

Anyway. Last night I dreamed that the Peace Corps sent me a fruit basket and told me I was off to Namibia. I woke up thinking: "NAMIBIA! Awesome! Also: Pineapple-for-breakfast!" and I was excited for a whole five minutes, until I realized it hadn't happened. And it's been like this all day- I'll see one of the people who has been wildly excited for me and I'll say "GUESS WHAT!" followed immediately by uncomfortable nose scratching and a quiet "Um. Never mind."

I really do not enjoy the waiting, so much.