aintbroke | (no subject)

Oh lord. We have the most random conversations, Valen and I. You won't get it, but I post according to her orders, because she is the Jelly Bean Goddess.

Valen: sigh
Qai: HALL!
Qai: O
Qai: HALLO!
Valen: XDDDDDDDDDDD
Qai: VALEN LOVE OF MY LIFE
Qai: DID YOU MISS ME?
Valen: HONAYYY
Valen: i wept bitterly daily
Qai: I MISSED YOU SO
Valen: but alas
Qai: Oh good.
Valen: IM STILL WORKING ON SHIET NOW
Qai: I'd hate to think it was just me.
Valen: MORE SHIT
Qai: >>
Valen: ITS PILIN ON ME
Valen: GOD DAMN THIS LYFFFFE
Qai: NO LOVE FOR THE OWARN
Qai: I SEE HOW IT IS.
Qai: *LOVES YOU ANYWAY*
Valen: NONE! WAAAAAAAAAAH *bitter*
Valen: *receives and gives*
Valen: HURRR!
Valen: see im all alone in my room with my jellybeans and water and piles of work
Qai: YAR
Valen: sigh
Qai: JELLYBEANYS
Valen: MMMMMMMM
Qai: *wishes she could feed you the jelly beans while you worked*
Valen: this is like... EPILEPSY
Qai: I LURRRRVE THEM SO.
Qai: I WATCHED ALL OF THEM TODAY
Qai: THATS HOW COOL I AM
Valen: HAHAHH!!!!!
Valen: SAMSUNGGGGGG
Valen: IT IS THE FIRE IN MY LOINS.
Valen: THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE.
Qai: IT IS SO GOOD.
Qai: <3
Valen: I WANT TO COME WITH SAMSUNG.
Qai: <33333333333333333333333333333333333
Valen: BUT HOW?
Qai: I DO NOT KNOW.
Valen: NO ONE WILL TELL US.
Qai: FIND THEIR HOME.
Valen: cool white
Qai: CAMP OUT ON THEIR DOOR STEP.
Valen: coolwhite
Valen: HAHA
Qai: OH.
Qai: SO SO GOOD
Valen: WELCOME TO SEOUL LAND
Valen: or whatever haha
Qai: OH MY GOD.
Qai: SOO GOOD>
Qai: *WEEPS AT THE GOODNESS*
Valen: XDD
Qai: Yah.
Qai: YAH.
Valen: XDDDDDDDDDD
Qai: YOU ARE TO BE WORKING.
Qai: NOT DISTRACTED BY YOUR ADDORING FANS.
Valen: oh yeah.
Valen: F00k
Qai: WE ARE NOT WORTHY
Valen: *looks to SAMSUNG for the answer*
Qai: Oh HOLYSAMUNG
Valen: i think about coming with SAMSUNG always
Qai: *IS TOTALLY STUCK IN CAPS LOCK*
Valen: esp. while my salaryman is f00kan meh
Valen: poorly
Valen: HAHAHA
Valen: STENTORIAN CAPZ0RX
Qai: POOR POOR SALERY MAN
Valen: *cannot use the word f00k in a sexual manner so uses f00000k*
Valen: >.>
Valen: <.<
Qai: *FEELS BAD FOR HIM, BUT NOT REALLY*
Valen: *finds a way to meet with SAMSUNG*
Valen: i loved the NIPPON one
Valen: cept i didnt finish it
Valen: too LONG
Valen: THEY GO BACK TOTTHEIR HOMELY WIVES
Valen: WHOSE PURPOSE IS:
Qai: *SIGH*
Valen: tomakehimdreamofYOU
Qai: *DREAMS OF VALEN*
Valen: all these jellybeans are making my tongue taste like a greasy rag.
Qai: *AND SAMSUNG*
Valen: *TOGETHER*
Valen: *FOREVER*
Qai: *AND JELLY BEANS*
Qai: *TOGEHTER*
Valen: ohhh, SAMSUNG.
Valen: AMEN.
Qai: AAAAMMMEN
Valen: *becomes an altar boy for SAMSUNG*
Valen: *bends over to retrieve the holy oats for SAMSUNG*
Qai: HAW!
Valen: *is joyously reamed in the pie by SAMSUNG*
Qai: *IS SECRETLY JEALOUS*
Valen: *invites you to discover SAMSUNG with her*
Qai: *WORSHIPS SAMSUNG*