aintbroke | (no subject)

Let's face the facts here: I am shallow about the sound of things. I know everyone I've seen in the last week is sick of hearing me say "Callum" but seriously, how did I get to be twenty years old without meeting someone named Callum? CALLUM. Callum, Callum, Callum, I have a crush on your name something fierce. It's just fun to say. Go on, admit it.

But I have become sidetracked. I was trying to confess that I am a sucker for weird musical descriptors. For a while, my favorite was unabashed emo-core punk rave-up." Don't get me wrong, it's still cool and all, but it doesn't even come close to the brilliance that is "hobo erotica."

Seriously, who comes UP with this stuff?