(no subject)

Well I just found something creepy. It's a name analyzer that happens to have an unlikely level of accuracy. Read it and weep at your paltry understanding of who the hell I am.

You are a quick study, and can be self-taught. You can be quite inventive and quite curious. Your curiosity can get the best of you, but you must learn to concentrate.
Who me? Blown up in lab experiments? I don't know what you're talking about. And this "attention deficit" of which you speak...what's-- OooOoo-shiny.
You are rarely demonstrative in your affections. Your privacy is important to you.
Don't touch me. Don't look at me. Don't think about me. This means you Mac.
You have a rich inner life.
Heavens no. I don't have imaginary friends, or travel to the moon on a regular basis, or have converstations with myself....
Equality and fairness are important to you.
Yes, yes, YES, damnit. Fairness for all. Always.
You need to learn to give and receive love for love's sake.
Love is scary. Terrifying. I ought to work on that.
You try to be prudent.
"Try" being the operative.
You enjoy doing a job well. You tend to procrastinate.
Yes to both. Of course procrastinating makes doing things well more difficult, but-
You love a challenge. You are tenacious and never give up.
Not even when faced with reality.
You have high aspirations and a cheery disposition. You are easily excitable, optimistic and idealistic.
I think I'm more "manically happy" than "cheery." And I am the queen of the Easily Amused. I rule my subjects with stripy shoelaces.
You need to learn to be expressive. You are a person who cannot tolerate being misunderstood.
I think the two might be related. Don't ask me how. I'm sick of writing.
You are never at a loss for what to do, what to say, and you are always going.
Just a weeeeee bit hyper. And talkative. Except when I'm not. Like now.