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[aintbroke]

So there's this girl. And she's a crazy, psychotic, evil young woman. And today, today is her birthday.

Pfft. I don't care. I'm not going to wish her "many happy returns." I'm not going to sing stupid songs at her. I'm going to take her birthday cake, and eat half when she's not looking, and then refrost it with coconut. HA!

er... Did I say that out loud?

Comments

[kobelladonna.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes, you did. *snerkle*

[the-valen-h0.livejournal.com]

i think YOU'RE coconuts. >D