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Thou shalt NOT loose thy pocketknife, for thy need shall be dire.
Having not held holy the previous commandment, Thou shalt NOT attempt to cut an orange with a butter knife.
Thou art a FOOL for using thy desk as a cutting board.
Thou must NEVER forget that oranges (possessed as they are by forces of evil) shall fling their juices verily to the heavens.
Thou hast brought all thy misery upon thyself.

So I thought to myself, "I am coming down with the dorm flu- I should eat an orange! Then the powers of Vitamin C will be fighting for truth, justice and the American Way by my side!" I forgot many things, but the amount of orange juice on my computer monitor, tablet, telephone and printer shall serve as a powerful reminder, that although my desk is a flat surface like a table, it is not a table.

In other scintillating news: I must reformat my computer. A system wipe; clear the slate and start again. This would be far less traumatizing if my CD burner was working, and I could save all my precious-but-dorky junk. My music! My fonts! My Photoshop brushes! My pirated software! My perfectly-legal-software-downloads-from-companies-that-no-longer-exist! (Man, if I have to go back to using Windows Media Player, I will not be a happy aardvark. Nosirreebob.) Also, I will have to find a way to save Photoshop. Without Photoshop, I might as well not have a computer. (Oh yes, melodramatic and angsty!ridiculous, but this is Photoshop we're talking about!)

Basically, my point was that I will not be around this weekend. (I was going climbing. Now I am reformatting my computer. The result is the same.)

The gender genie tells me I'm probably female, which is amusing. On a few levels. LJVoyager is more fun than is healthy, although I'm sure this is not news.

I think, perhaps in the future, I should post more than once a week, if only because the posts seem to get lengthy when I don’t. I understand that my life is both thrilling and fascinating, so I’ll try and keep closer abreast.

SPEAKING OF BREASTS. (Which I wasn’t, but whatever.) Alli, there are people out there who think we are dating. I heard this crazy random rumor filled story that reminded me of those months I spent in highschool. Er. We aren’t right? I mean, I would have heard about it if I were having some crazy lesbian art affair, wouldn’t I?

Date: 2003-09-26 01:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spikesvampyr.livejournal.com
and here i thought alli was only seeing my exclusively.

funny- the phrase "crazy lesbian art threesome" keeps parading around in my mind. don't ask me- i just work here.

Date: 2003-09-26 03:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joyouschild.livejournal.com
Mmmmm. See, I have this brilliant idea, in which we all live together in a crowded off campus apartment. And there are classes, and people, and climbing, and random collaborative art projects. Like animated opera arias. You sing, I'll draw, and Alli can color.

Date: 2003-09-26 08:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spikesvampyr.livejournal.com
you're right-

you're the brilliante one.

Date: 2003-09-26 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joyouschild.livejournal.com
We're totally naming our production company "Crazy Art Lesbian Threesome" and we'll be sure to work "our company" into converstation whenever possible.

Date: 2003-09-26 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spikesvampyr.livejournal.com
i ***LOVE*** it. love it lots.

Date: 2003-09-27 09:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kobelladonna.livejournal.com
;_; *is off by herself and lonely in the wilds of the East Coast*

*WEEP*

i can't wait for us to all move in together!!

Date: 2003-09-29 04:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geckotoes.livejournal.com
qai-we aren't dating-don't worried-we're only married.wifey.ha.'crazy lesbian art threesome' would make a good name for our 'gallery'.you obviously have not seen my coloring skills or you would have chosen me for 'master eraser' or 'glue stick expert'instead.i like quotations with out quotation marks.muahahaa i thwart the grammar gods again!!

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