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[aintbroke]

There is nothing quite so mind blowing as discovering you've been wearing the wrong bra size since forever. Hi, Universe? I can do without these revelations, thanks.

I'm guessing this does not hold true if you are, in fact, male. But still, I would like to protest.

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[simulcra.livejournal.com]

Worse would be discovering that there was *no* bra size for you, akin to my realization that I will never find a jacket that fits me in all dimensions. Damn chest sizes!

[joyouschild.livejournal.com]

Ok, fine, you win. Are you happy now?

[insumatt.livejournal.com]

IOYGOW$E&TOW#&TGOSGOLSJG

I'M A FUCKING LINGERIE DESIGNER AND I DID THE SAME THING *DIES*

awighoawotyao;wita XDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

I've been wearing two sizes too small for TWO FUCKING YEARS 8,DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I ONLY RECTIFIED THIS PROBLEM TWO FUCKING WEEKS AGO *DIES SOME MORE* 8888888DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

*is a stunted clone bebe with j00* 8,D

[joyouschild.livejournal.com]

NOFUCKINGWONDER I CAN'T EVER GET A BRA TO FIT. SUDDENLY IT ALL MAKES SENSE!
HUR. Oh, the SMRTNESS. 8888DDDDDDDD

*gets the clone babies fitted for PROPER underwear*

[insumatt.livejournal.com]

yes indeed! *is fitted with glee* 8DDDDDDDDDDD

you'd think I'd know the fucking difference between a goddamn A and a C :xxxxxxxxxxxxx

[spikesvampyr.livejournal.com]

oh my god, you too???

[joyouschild.livejournal.com]

I feel so less alone and stupid after this post, you have no idea.

[spikesvampyr.livejournal.com]

you know, it's obvious that the general population is VASTLY uneducated when it comes to this sort of thing.

[joyouschild.livejournal.com]

I didn't even know that bra fittings existed! NO ONE TELLS ME ANYTHING.

[simulcra.livejournal.com]

I am so glad I didn't go through with the sex change operation...

[joyouschild.livejournal.com]

Just think of all the fun you're missing out on! ... it's probably all for the best, really.

[quiresti.livejournal.com]

Mind blowing as it is, it happens to far too many people. However, I must point out that I've been wearing the wrong size for years--and I knew it wasn't right for almost as long.

[joyouschild.livejournal.com]

... But why?

[joyouschild.livejournal.com]

And, dude, that fic you sent me totally made me cry. SO MUCH PAINEEEEEE. I hate you forever and ever and ever.

[quiresti.livejournal.com]

Sorry.

[pixie-of-spite.livejournal.com]

YES
I had this same revelation this summer. It's been...uh... 7 years? Yah.
RIGHT THERE WITH YOU *makes hand motion of telepathic empathy*

Life is better now in that department.

[joyouschild.livejournal.com]

LORD, who knew? I mean, really. *returns telepathic empathy signals*

[ritzyruggles.livejournal.com]

haha. True. I think everyone has a story like that.

Do you ever wake up and *KNOW* your chest was NOT that big when you went to sleep?
::looks around:: just curious... neither have i.. right..

[joyouschild.livejournal.com]

I didn't think my chest was that big, like ever. And now all of a sudden it IS.

Do you think they just changed all the labels bras to drive us crazy? And really, the size hasn't changed at all? I wouldn't put it past them.