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There is nothing quite so mind blowing as discovering you've been wearing the wrong bra size since forever. Hi, Universe? I can do without these revelations, thanks.

I'm guessing this does not hold true if you are, in fact, male. But still, I would like to protest.

Date: 2004-08-02 02:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] simulcra.livejournal.com
Worse would be discovering that there was *no* bra size for you, akin to my realization that I will never find a jacket that fits me in all dimensions. Damn chest sizes!

Date: 2004-08-02 09:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joyouschild.livejournal.com
Ok, fine, you win. Are you happy now?

Date: 2004-08-02 03:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insumatt.livejournal.com
IOYGOW$E&TOW#&TGOSGOLSJG

I'M A FUCKING LINGERIE DESIGNER AND I DID THE SAME THING *DIES*

awighoawotyao;wita XDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

I've been wearing two sizes too small for TWO FUCKING YEARS 8,DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I ONLY RECTIFIED THIS PROBLEM TWO FUCKING WEEKS AGO *DIES SOME MORE* 8888888DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

*is a stunted clone bebe with j00* 8,D

Date: 2004-08-02 09:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joyouschild.livejournal.com
NOFUCKINGWONDER I CAN'T EVER GET A BRA TO FIT. SUDDENLY IT ALL MAKES SENSE!
HUR. Oh, the SMRTNESS. 8888DDDDDDDD

*gets the clone babies fitted for PROPER underwear*

Date: 2004-08-02 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insumatt.livejournal.com
yes indeed! *is fitted with glee* 8DDDDDDDDDDD

you'd think I'd know the fucking difference between a goddamn A and a C :xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Date: 2004-08-02 04:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spikesvampyr.livejournal.com
oh my god, you too???

Date: 2004-08-02 09:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joyouschild.livejournal.com
I feel so less alone and stupid after this post, you have no idea.

Date: 2004-08-03 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spikesvampyr.livejournal.com
you know, it's obvious that the general population is VASTLY uneducated when it comes to this sort of thing.

Date: 2004-08-03 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joyouschild.livejournal.com
I didn't even know that bra fittings existed! NO ONE TELLS ME ANYTHING.

Date: 2004-08-02 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] simulcra.livejournal.com
I am so glad I didn't go through with the sex change operation...

Date: 2004-08-02 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joyouschild.livejournal.com
Just think of all the fun you're missing out on! ... it's probably all for the best, really.

Date: 2004-08-02 07:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quiresti.livejournal.com
Mind blowing as it is, it happens to far too many people. However, I must point out that I've been wearing the wrong size for years--and I knew it wasn't right for almost as long.

Date: 2004-08-02 09:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joyouschild.livejournal.com
... But why?

Date: 2004-08-02 09:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joyouschild.livejournal.com
And, dude, that fic you sent me totally made me cry. SO MUCH PAINEEEEEE. I hate you forever and ever and ever.

Date: 2004-08-02 11:43 pm (UTC)

Date: 2004-08-02 01:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pixie-of-spite.livejournal.com
YES
I had this same revelation this summer. It's been...uh... 7 years? Yah.
RIGHT THERE WITH YOU *makes hand motion of telepathic empathy*

Life is better now in that department.

Date: 2004-08-02 09:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joyouschild.livejournal.com
LORD, who knew? I mean, really. *returns telepathic empathy signals*

Date: 2004-08-02 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ritzyruggles.livejournal.com
haha. True. I think everyone has a story like that.

Do you ever wake up and *KNOW* your chest was NOT that big when you went to sleep?
::looks around:: just curious... neither have i.. right..

Date: 2004-08-02 09:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joyouschild.livejournal.com
I didn't think my chest was that big, like ever. And now all of a sudden it IS.

Do you think they just changed all the labels bras to drive us crazy? And really, the size hasn't changed at all? I wouldn't put it past them.
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