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There is nothing quite so mind blowing as discovering you've been wearing the wrong bra size since forever. Hi, Universe? I can do without these revelations, thanks.

I'm guessing this does not hold true if you are, in fact, male. But still, I would like to protest.

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Worse would be discovering that there was *no* bra size for you, akin to my realization that I will never find a jacket that fits me in all dimensions. Damn chest sizes!

Ok, fine, you win. Are you happy now?

IOYGOW$E&TOW#&TGOSGOLSJG

I'M A FUCKING LINGERIE DESIGNER AND I DID THE SAME THING *DIES*

awighoawotyao;wita XDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

I've been wearing two sizes too small for TWO FUCKING YEARS 8,DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I ONLY RECTIFIED THIS PROBLEM TWO FUCKING WEEKS AGO *DIES SOME MORE* 8888888DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

*is a stunted clone bebe with j00* 8,D

NOFUCKINGWONDER I CAN'T EVER GET A BRA TO FIT. SUDDENLY IT ALL MAKES SENSE!
HUR. Oh, the SMRTNESS. 8888DDDDDDDD

*gets the clone babies fitted for PROPER underwear*

yes indeed! *is fitted with glee* 8DDDDDDDDDDD

you'd think I'd know the fucking difference between a goddamn A and a C :xxxxxxxxxxxxx

oh my god, you too???

I feel so less alone and stupid after this post, you have no idea.

you know, it's obvious that the general population is VASTLY uneducated when it comes to this sort of thing.

I didn't even know that bra fittings existed! NO ONE TELLS ME ANYTHING.

I am so glad I didn't go through with the sex change operation...

Just think of all the fun you're missing out on! ... it's probably all for the best, really.

Mind blowing as it is, it happens to far too many people. However, I must point out that I've been wearing the wrong size for years--and I knew it wasn't right for almost as long.

... But why?

And, dude, that fic you sent me totally made me cry. SO MUCH PAINEEEEEE. I hate you forever and ever and ever.

Sorry.

YES
I had this same revelation this summer. It's been...uh... 7 years? Yah.
RIGHT THERE WITH YOU *makes hand motion of telepathic empathy*

Life is better now in that department.

LORD, who knew? I mean, really. *returns telepathic empathy signals*

haha. True. I think everyone has a story like that.

Do you ever wake up and *KNOW* your chest was NOT that big when you went to sleep?
::looks around:: just curious... neither have i.. right..

I didn't think my chest was that big, like ever. And now all of a sudden it IS.

Do you think they just changed all the labels bras to drive us crazy? And really, the size hasn't changed at all? I wouldn't put it past them.

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