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I come from a long, proud line of dorks. It's always nice to see this reiterated.

We decorated our Christmas tree (such as it was*) tonight, and the cries of joy as we found our favorite ornaments rung though the house.

My personal favorites are the traditional spatula, traditional pig driving a pickle, the traditional black Jesus made of straw, the traditional nativity (prominently featuring a walrus), and the traditional apples. Yes, Christmas comes but once a year, but we can remember the “traditional” decorations forever. (All ornaments are traditional around my home, and they must be refered to as such often.)


Right.

I have no idea how people did hundreds of these.

1. You’re a composite, but I love you anyway.
2. You update once in a blue moon, but when you do, I laugh for hours and hours. More!
3. It’s really rather pathetic how much I fangirl you.
4. Your organizational skills leave me amazed.
5. I don’t know you at all, but I love your icon and username.
6. I’m actually a little afraid of you.
7. Why do you make my head hurt so? grumblepoliticsgrumble
8. You’re a bitch. Somehow we are friends anyway.
9. I miss you!
10. I’ll admit I thought you were a plebe at first, but getting to know you, you’re a plebish plebe.
11. I have no idea why I friended you.
12. You kill me. You’re evil and funny and evil.
13. You are such a poser.
14. I don’t really know you yet.
15. Knowing you has made my life better, even if you do nag me to “live up to my potential.” I don’t have any! I promise!
16. I know you, but you never update. Pfft.
17. I only have this lj on here so that I can mock you in a public forum.
18. Your art is shiny.
19. You are funny. Unintentionally of course, but this doesn’t change anything.
20. I think I scare you.
21. I want to come and draw with you!
22. It is unfair how cool you are.
23. I friended this only in hopes of knowing when the next chapter comes out. *shakes fist* When?!!!?
24. There are not words for my jealousy of your life.
25. There are not words for how happy I am not to be living your life.
26. Update damn you! UPDATE! (I only love you for your art.)
27. I should speak up on your journal more- if only in the interest of keeping the debate alive.
28. Your and your beautiful things.
29. You are a t00b. I’d say something else, but really that’s the best word for it.
30. I like to sing along to your current music.
31. You could use some figure drawing lessons.
32. You, I just like. I have no reason.
33. Unfairness. Jealousy. Gimp.


*So it’s a century plant. A regular tree wouldn’t display the traditional ornaments to the correct advantage.

Gah. Ethernet- how will I ever survive five weeks without you?
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Date: 2002-12-15 10:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joyouschild.livejournal.com
It's just a yellow toy spatula.

No one really knows just how or when it came to symbolize Christmas, but there you go- It's not the holiday season until the traditional spatula is hung.

Date: 2002-12-15 11:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kobelladonna.livejournal.com
Wagh. I AM ALL CONFUSED NOW! You could ph33r my organizational skillz, or you could be referring to me as a bitch, since you're the bitch-mistress....but I'm going to go with "There are not words for how happy I am not to be living your life". And that, I believe, is my final answer.

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Date: 2002-12-16 07:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joyouschild.livejournal.com
Muah. Can't tell. *zips lips*

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Date: 2002-12-16 10:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kobelladonna.livejournal.com
YOU SUCK. SUCK SUCK SUCK Oooo smut line.

I think you're happy not to be living my life. Yep.

Date: 2002-12-16 12:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dsutari.livejournal.com
Walrus in a nativity? Hmm..

It's better than my nativity this year - we couldn't find Mary so one of the Shepards is filling in for her. It looks like a gay couple standing over baby jesus. Joseph and Murrary, hmm?

God I wish I was kidding.

Date: 2002-12-16 07:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joyouschild.livejournal.com
Ha! That just makes it better! Think of the socio-religious connotations. Think of the statements the Pope would issue.

The walrus in the nativity is pretty priceless though. Especially since it's bigger than all the wise men combined.

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