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I come from a long, proud line of dorks. It's always nice to see this reiterated.

We decorated our Christmas tree (such as it was*) tonight, and the cries of joy as we found our favorite ornaments rung though the house.

My personal favorites are the traditional spatula, traditional pig driving a pickle, the traditional black Jesus made of straw, the traditional nativity (prominently featuring a walrus), and the traditional apples. Yes, Christmas comes but once a year, but we can remember the “traditional” decorations forever. (All ornaments are traditional around my home, and they must be refered to as such often.)


Right.

I have no idea how people did hundreds of these.

1. You’re a composite, but I love you anyway.
2. You update once in a blue moon, but when you do, I laugh for hours and hours. More!
3. It’s really rather pathetic how much I fangirl you.
4. Your organizational skills leave me amazed.
5. I don’t know you at all, but I love your icon and username.
6. I’m actually a little afraid of you.
7. Why do you make my head hurt so? grumblepoliticsgrumble
8. You’re a bitch. Somehow we are friends anyway.
9. I miss you!
10. I’ll admit I thought you were a plebe at first, but getting to know you, you’re a plebish plebe.
11. I have no idea why I friended you.
12. You kill me. You’re evil and funny and evil.
13. You are such a poser.
14. I don’t really know you yet.
15. Knowing you has made my life better, even if you do nag me to “live up to my potential.” I don’t have any! I promise!
16. I know you, but you never update. Pfft.
17. I only have this lj on here so that I can mock you in a public forum.
18. Your art is shiny.
19. You are funny. Unintentionally of course, but this doesn’t change anything.
20. I think I scare you.
21. I want to come and draw with you!
22. It is unfair how cool you are.
23. I friended this only in hopes of knowing when the next chapter comes out. *shakes fist* When?!!!?
24. There are not words for my jealousy of your life.
25. There are not words for how happy I am not to be living your life.
26. Update damn you! UPDATE! (I only love you for your art.)
27. I should speak up on your journal more- if only in the interest of keeping the debate alive.
28. Your and your beautiful things.
29. You are a t00b. I’d say something else, but really that’s the best word for it.
30. I like to sing along to your current music.
31. You could use some figure drawing lessons.
32. You, I just like. I have no reason.
33. Unfairness. Jealousy. Gimp.


*So it’s a century plant. A regular tree wouldn’t display the traditional ornaments to the correct advantage.

Gah. Ethernet- how will I ever survive five weeks without you?

Comments

[joyouschild.livejournal.com]

Ha! That just makes it better! Think of the socio-religious connotations. Think of the statements the Pope would issue.

The walrus in the nativity is pretty priceless though. Especially since it's bigger than all the wise men combined.